Reblog if you don’t give a shit about your follower count, but you love your loyal followers

pipsqueakwithafullmetalheart:

heirtoerebor:

Just because I like to acknowledge when I reach a milestone, doesn’t mean I care any less. I love and appreciate all of my followers. And I love talking to them.

lordofthe-johnlocked-potters:

so the other day i was talking to my friend in band and i brought up sherlock and he started fangirling, and i told him that sherlock and john were gay for eachother and his response was “well what else would you expect them to do between cases” 

and this is to much for me guys

i found the man i am going to marry

my-name-is-hilarious:

theyahoostaff:

yourfriendthecrow:

I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS

We are not fucking HILARIOUS

HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING

theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD

lightjolras:

a-study-in-butts:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

it’s a night where the british build forts and wage war against eachother

what. I’m american and yes we do use it. confused.

im american and the only time ive ever heard anyone use it is when theyre trying to fake being foreign.

pbandjily:

musicalhogwarts:

batdude:

in harry potter we don’t say “i love you” we say “LILY TAKE HARRY AND RUN GO I’LL HOLD HIM OFF” which roughly translates to “james potter is better than your sorry ass” and i think that’s beautiful

#i don’t care who you ship lily with #but if you try to tell me james never really loved lily #or she /deserved/ to be with someone different #i’ll probably shit in your backpack

i’ll probably shit in your backpack

new best threat

chabbit:

The hardest part of writing witty dialogue is that I’m not as witty as the characters

paradisekissmyass:

“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”

“You’re a lesbian because you scared of men”

“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”

“You’re not gay you jsut havent met the right boy/girl”

“You’re __ because-“